me: has a finished piece for the first time in months

you: throws rocks at me because its just a Meet the Artist

omegaverse:

these images ruined my life they’ve been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day

If you have ever said compliments to the chef this is literally who you are complimenting btw.

junk-hed:

imlizy:

customer: … and honestly it’s kind of shitty that you guys close at 4 when it said online that –

my zweihander i keep underneath the counter beckoning to me: MY BROTHER/COME JOIN ME/IN BATTLE WE ARE STRONGER

my hand: [involuntarily twitches toward the hilt of my blade]

tomb-of-madeline:

an imp for imp thursday

zse4:

demilypyro:

telltaletypist:

someone should have sex

I agree

mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

mudwerks:

(via Just a baby sailfish in the palm of a hand : reddit pics)

Baby sailfish, you are too cute, get out. 

durbikins:

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”